The Incessant Meetings of Unrelenting Tedium

Welcome, fellow sufferers!

Meetings that have no end in sight, no purpose in reason, and no regard for the well-being of your soul.

Current Meeting: "The Infinite Loop of Jell-O"

Where: The conference room of despair

When: Now, tomorrow, and the next 47 years

Why: Because someone forgot to bring the donuts

Agenda:

• Minutes of the last meeting
• Review of the same agenda items from the last 37 meetings
• Unresolved issues: the meaning of life, the nature of reality, and the best way to make a decent cup of coffee

Related Meetings:

• Adjournment in Absurdity
• Breakfast in Neverland
• Committee of the Unsolvable

Disclaimer:

Please be advised that attending meetings of this nature may result in permanent damage to your mental health, relationships, and productivity.

Disclaimer:

Or not.