THE ANCIENT ART OF ADJOURNMENT

A Lost Art Form, Rediscovered

In a world where productivity is king, it's easy to forget the art of adjournment. But, my friend, it's time to revisit the ancient ways.

For too long, meetings have been adjourned without finesse, without flair. No more!

Our experts have spent years mastering the art of adjournment, and now, we're sharing our secrets with the world.

The Five Stages of Adjournment

1. Adjournment by Proxy (The Art of Delegating the Blame)
2. The Power of the Pause Button (The Science of Strategic Delay)
3. The Adjournment of the Unknown (The Art of Bluffing Your Way Through)
4. Adjournment by Accordance (The Art of Compromise)
5. The Fine Art of Adjournment (The Art of Making it Look Like You Meant to Do it Anyway)

Stay tuned for more on these and other ancient arts, and remember, adjournment is a skill, not a science.