Meetings: The Art of Adjournment

Meetings: the bane of human existence. Or are they?

At Neo-Brutalist Inc., we've taken the art of adjournment to the next level. Our expert team of highly trained adjournment specialists will guide you through the process, from the gentle art of "let's just table this discussion for now" to the more... extreme measures of "we're just going to adjourn for 5 years and pretend it never happened."

Adjournment Techniques

• The Classic: "I'll just go grab another donut"
• The Sneaky: "I have a meeting with my therapist"
• The Blunt: "This meeting is over, get out of my office"

Don't see your meetings as a burden, see them as an opportunity to master the art of adjournment. Visit our other meeting-related pages for more information:

• Meetings: The Art of Minimizing
• Meetings: The Adjournment Simulator
• Meetings: The Theory of Adjournment