Breakout Meeting 4: The Unraveling
It's been three meetings and three hours since our team's sanity began unraveling. Coffee is now just a distant memory. The air is thick with desperation.
Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss why the last three meetings were a complete waste of time
- Item 2: Decide on a new meeting schedule that will inevitably be broken
- Item 3: Elect a new meeting chairperson to suffer the wrath of our collective displeasure
Breakout Meeting 4: The Unraveling is brought to you in association with:
- Our fearless meeting leader, Bob, who is still trying to remember why he's here
- Our trusty coffee machine, which has given up on us
- Our dwindling supply of stale donuts