In this, the third and final stage of our esteemed Adjunct Ninja Training program, you will be pushed to your limits. Expect intense physical and mental challenges, as well as an existential crisis or two. Are you still here? You should be.
Stealth Pottery - A class where you'll learn to throw pots of ninja-sized proportions, and then promptly break them. Underground Ninja Surfacing - A hands-on course where you'll learn to navigate the depths of the sewers beneath our campus, and then promptly get lost. Advanced Ninja Philosophy - Where you'll question the very nature of reality, and the meaning of the ninja way. Graduation - Where you'll either emerge as a true ninja master, or flee in terror.