Congratulations, Graduates!
Congratulations, Adjunct Ninjas! You have made it to the end of your training program. You are now ready to take on the corporate world with your newfound ninja skills.
But remember, being a ninja is not just about throwing shuriken and dodging laser beams. It's about being stealthy, resourceful, and always landing on time for your meeting.
As you go forth into the world, remember to keep your skills sharp. Practice your focus, your stealth, and your PowerPoint presentations.
And don't forget to wear your ninja attire on Fridays. It's a tradition.
