Today is the day. The day we finally get to decide the fate of the world's supply of artisanal, small-batch, hand-crafted donut holes. It's a serious matter, folks.
This is a big one. We've got to figure out how many of these tiny pastries can fit in a single human belly without causing an existential crisis.
We need to come up with a plan to get these babies off the shelves and into the bellies of the masses. Think social media campaigns, targeted advertising, and influencer partnerships.
More on Donut Holes in InfluencersWhat if we run out of donut holes? What if the supply chain gets disrupted by, say, a zombie apocalypse or a rogue pastry chef? We need to be prepared.