Topic 1: Meeting Agenda

Agenda Item 2: The Non-Essentials

This meeting will cover the non-essential items that no one really cares about. Topics will include:

• Item 4: The New Font Used In The Company Newsletter
• Item 5: The Company-Wide Email Thread About Nothing
• Item 6: The Free Pizza Party That Will Never Happen

Remember, this meeting is not optional. If you do not attend, you will be forced to eat a whole can of sardines for a week.

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