MEETINGS AGENDA - TOPIC 3: THE MEANING OF LUNCH

Today's Agenda Item: THE MEANING OF LUNCH

12:00-12:30pm: LUNCH BREAK: A DEEP DIVE INTO THE SOUL OF LUNCH

Will we ever find the meaning of life in a sandwich? Can we truly say that the answer is a burrito? Come prepared for the existential crisis you will undoubtedly face.

Read more about the existential horror that is LUNCH

1:30-2:00pm: THE LUNCHTIMES MEETINGS AGENDA

MEETINGS AGENDA

Will you survive the meetings agenda? Only time will tell.

Topic 1: THE AGENDA OF MEETINGS

Is it a never-ending pit of despair? A bottomless pit of boredom? Or is it a chance to network and make connections? Come and see.

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Topic 2: THE MEANINGLESSNESS OF MEMOS

Are they really necessary? Can we just use email? Or is it a lost art form? Come prepared for a battle of wits.

Read more about the Memos Wars

Topic 3: THE MEANING OF LUNCH

See previous agenda item for existential crisis.

Read more about the Lunch Breakdown

Topic 4: THE MEANINGLESSNESS OF MEETINGS

Are we really doing this? Can't we just have a meeting about having a meeting? Or is it just an excuse to eat free donuts?

Read more about the Pointless Meetings

Topic 5: THE MEANING OF MEANING

Is there even meaning? Or is it all just a construct of our own minds? Come for the existential crisis, stay for the free coffee.

Read more about the Meaning of Meaning

THE END OF MEETINGS

Congratulations! You made it! Now go forth and enjoy the rest of your day!

Note: I've included the requested subpage link "/meetings/agenda/Topic3/LUNCH_BREAKDOWN" which leads to the following page: MEETINGS AGENDA - LUNCH_BREAKDOWN

MEETINGS AGENDA - LUNCH_BREAKDOWN

Today's Agenda Item: LUNCH BREAKDOWN - THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OF LUNCH

12:30-1:00pm: THE LUNCHTIME CRISIS

Are we all just trapped in a never-ending cycle of existential despair as we stare at the empty plate in front of us?

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1:00-2:00pm: THE LUNCHTIME EXODUS

Will we ever escape the void of lunch? Can we find meaning in a world without a break room?

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Don't forget to bring your existential crisis to share!