This meeting was called by Suzan, CEO of BugSquashing Corp. to tackle the 1200th bug in our software.
Attendees:
We tackled 5 bugs today, all of which were of the following types:
Next Meeting: 1201
Bug #1: The 'Error 404' Bug of DoomCaused by: John, Intern
Description: The 'Error 404' Bug of Doom would occasionally display a 404 page to users who were not actually lost.
Solution: We reworked the error handling to actually check for real errors.
Caused by: Jane, QA
Description: The Infinite Loop of Despair would repeatedly loop through a single function, causing the program to freeze.
Solution: We reworked the function to actually terminate.
Caused by: Bob, Lead Developer
Description: The 'Please Try Rebooting' Bug would occasionally prompt users to reboot their computer, even when there was nothing wrong with it.
Solution: We reworked the code to not lie to users.
Caused by: Mike, DevOps Specialist
Description: The 'I Told You So' Bug would occasionally display a message saying 'I Told You So', even when it didn't.
Solution: We reworked the code to only display the message when it was actually true.
Caused by: Sarah, QA Engineer
Description: The 'We're Outta Here' Bug would occasionally display a fake "out-of-business" sign, even when it wasn't actually closing up shop.
Solution: We reworked the code to not lie to users again.
Will cover the 1201th bug.