BUG SQUASHING MEETING

Today's agenda: squashing bugs like the Terminator on a budget of $100k!

• 9:00 AM - Introduce ourselves, make small talk, and pretend we're not secretly all terrified of bugs.
• 10:00 AM - Review last week's bug reports. Who needs coffee when you have spreadsheets?
• 11:00 AM - Lunch break. Because, priorities.
• 1:00 PM - Discuss the merits of 'debugging by feel' vs 'debugging by science'. Spoiler: it's science.
• 3:00 PM - Present our findings to the CEO and pray we didn't mess up.

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DEBUGGING BY FEEL

A bold new approach, or just throwing darts at the code until it works?

• 9:00 AM - Introduce 'dodgeball debugging' technique. It's like coding, but with more yelling.
• 10:00 AM - Case study: the infamous 'print error' method.
• 11:00 AM - Lunch break. Because, priorities.
• 1:00 PM - Discuss the ethics of 'debugging by feel' and whether it's just a form of code terrorism.
• 3:00 PM - Debate the merits of 'code commenting' as a form of self-flagellation.

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