prophets of meetingia: a guide to understanding the mystical art of meetings

Meeting Agenda for the Illuminati

Today's Agenda:

Notes:

  1. We must take over the world!
  2. We must do it now, before the coffee machine breaks!
    3. Someone, please, bring more coffee.

Decisions Made:

  1. We will conquer the world.
  2. We will have pizza for lunch.
  3. We will have an open discussion about the meaning of life.

Decisions Made by the Illuminati's Decider-in-Chief:

  1. More meetings.
  2. More meetings.
  3. Even more meetings!