Meeting Agenda for the Illuminati

Secret Meeting

Discuss the plot to take over the world, or maybe just the office.

Other Item 1

Discuss the meaning of life, or maybe just the best ways to eat pizza.

Other Item 2

We will discuss the finer points of world domination, and maybe some cat pictures.

Other Item 3

Decide the fate of humanity, or maybe just the new employee handbook.

Remember to bring your favorite snack, or we will judge you.

Secret Meeting Notes

For those who want to really take over the world.

Requires Level 3 Clearance
Other Item 2 Subitem 1

Discuss the finer points of mind control.

Other Item 2 Subitem 2

Practice our evil laughter.

Other Item 2 Subitem 3

Plot to steal the world's supply of artisanal cheese.