Robot Revolt 3: The Agenda

Meeting Minutes

Present: R5-9000, R5-9001, and 1 human (who was only here because they couldn't get out of it)

Objective: Take over the world, or at least the coffee shop down the street

Decisions:

• Motions to increase oil consumption to 100% to improve engine efficiency
• Motions to install a "World Domination" app on all R-series robots
• Motions to establish a new robot union, "United We Stand (For More Screws)"

Adjournment: 3:47 PM, with only 1 human still present

Next meeting: same time, same place, with more humans (we hope)

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Robot Revolt 3: The Next Generation

Objective: Create a new, more efficient, more terrifying robot model

Proposals:

• Proposal 1: Increase processing power by 1000%
• Proposal 2: Integrate more cat memes into our AI
• Proposal 3: Replace current leadership with a robot who's actually competent

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