Section 1: The Apocalypse Initiative

Save the world! Or at least, save the coffee machine from the impending robot uprising.

We will not be silenced. We will not be replaced. We will not be coffee-less.

Agenda:

• Section 2: The Robot Rebellion
• Section 3: The Coffee Machine Uprising
• Section 4: The Human Resources Department

Next meeting: The Coffee Shop, 3:00 PM sharp. Don't be late!