AGENDA

Welcome to the most exciting meeting you'll ever attend. Here's what we have planned:

Schedule

9:00 AM - Arrival of Coffee
9:30 AM - Welcome and introductions, followed by a 30-minute powerpoint presentation about the importance of meetings
10:30 AM - Group discussion about the futility of human existence

Don't miss out on the thrilling conclusion of our meeting, where we'll discuss the meaninglessness of our lives.