The Never-Ending Meeting

Because apparently, we needed another one.

Agenda Items:

• Discuss why we're here
• Argue over the why
• Make promises to not meet again
• What is the Point of it All?

Side Effects:

• Increased caffeine intake
• Migraines from excessive meetings
• Spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's not possible, or is it?)

Back to the Beginning

Disclaimer: Meeting attendance is not mandatory. However, it's highly encouraged, because why not?