Mandatory Interdimensional Meeting Minutes 3.5.1

Subcommittee on Interdimensional Scheduling

Present:

• Chairman Zorvath, Dimensional Overlord
• Vice Chairperson Glitterbeard, Interdimensional Accountant
• Dr. Bleep, Interdimensional Theorist
• Baron Von Schmee, Interdimensional Scapegoat

Minutes:

• The Chairman declared the meeting "Mandatory" and everyone was forced to be there.
• The Vice Chairperson brought up the topic of interdimensional expenses and how they're ruining everyone's lives.
• Dr. Bleep explained how the latest research on quantum entanglement is still not working.
• Baron Von Schmee was seen playing with a ball of yarn during the meeting.

Action Items:

• Assign a new dimension to each member for the purposes of interdimensional travel.
• Develop a plan to pay off interdimensional debts using the power of negative mass.
• Fire the new intern who's been using the company's dimensional portal for personal use.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned by the Chairman, who declared it "Mandatory Adjournment."