Meetings of Averaging Intentions

Agenda

Today's agenda includes, but is not limited to:

Review of last week's meeting minutes
Discussion of this week's meeting goals
Introduction of new team member, Bob
Breakout session: "The Importance of Not Being Late"

For more information on our meeting policies, see Policies

Notes

Please see Notes for more information.

Meeting adjourned. Or was it started? We'll have to meet again soon.

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