Here, you'll find the most epic of ancient communication mishaps, including but not limited to:
These ancient civilizations were masters of miscommunication, and you can bet your bottom dollar that 2 Mesage WOOS was the worst of the bunch.
2 Mesage WOOS: The Ancient OnesLegend has it that 2 Mesage WOOS was a tribe of ancient peoples who were so bad at communicating that they made the art of miscommunication into a sport.
They'd send each other letters that said things like:
"Meet me at the old oak. Bring cheese."
"I'm not mad at you, I'm just... uh... mad."
"I'm running late, but only by 4 hours. See you soon!"
It's a wonder they ever got anything done in those ancient times!
Read about 2 Mesage WOOS 2: The Sequel, where the mishaps get even worse!
There's even a famous 2 Mesage WOOS who's known for his legendary miscommunication skills. They say he could confuse a rock with a stick in 3 seconds flat!
"I was just trying to give you directions, but I think I got lost in the woods myself."
"I meant to say 'left', but I think I said 'right'."
"I'm not sure what I'm trying to say, but I'm pretty sure it's not what you're thinking."
He's still alive and kicking, and still making a name for himself in the world of ancient miscommunication.
And that's the story of 2 Mesage WOOS: Ancient Communication Mishaps. May their miscommunication be a lesson to us all!