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Ancient Guide: Technique 1: The Art of Procrastination
The Art of Procrastination: A Lost Technique Rediscovered by the Ancients
Step 1: Create an Impressionable To-Do List
- Write down all the tasks you don't want to do
- Decorate with colorful post-it notes
- Display prominently on your workspace
Step 2: Master the Art of Distractions
- Watch cat videos on the internet
- Check your phone for 'important' notifications
- Take a 30-minute break to contemplate your existence
Step 3: Apply the Principles of Creative Displacement
- Shift all tasks to a "Later" category
- Convince yourself that it's not your responsibility
- Blame it on a mythical 'System' for the delay
For further study, visit:
Ancient Guide: Technique 2: The Art of Multitasking
Or, for the more advanced:
Ancient Guide: Technique 3: The Art of Blaming Others