html Ancient Guide: Technique 1: The Art of Procrastination

The Art of Procrastination: A Lost Technique Rediscovered by the Ancients

Step 1: Create an Impressionable To-Do List

  1. Write down all the tasks you don't want to do
  2. Decorate with colorful post-it notes
  3. Display prominently on your workspace

Step 2: Master the Art of Distractions

  1. Watch cat videos on the internet
  2. Check your phone for 'important' notifications
  3. Take a 30-minute break to contemplate your existence

Step 3: Apply the Principles of Creative Displacement

  1. Shift all tasks to a "Later" category
  2. Convince yourself that it's not your responsibility
  3. Blame it on a mythical 'System' for the delay

For further study, visit:

Ancient Guide: Technique 2: The Art of Multitasking

Or, for the more advanced:

Ancient Guide: Technique 3: The Art of Blaming Others