MEETING OF THE ANCIENT ONES

Where the wise ones gather to decide the fate of the universe.

ANCIENT ONES COMMITTEE RULES

Rule 1: All decisions must be made in a voice that is at least 500 years older than the speaker.
Rule 2: All meetings must be held in a temple made of pure gold, with a minimum of 1000 candles burning at all times.
Rule 3: All attendees must wear a laurel wreath, or face banishment to the mortal realm.
Rule 4: The meeting must start with a 30-minute discussion on the meaning of life, and the purpose of the universe.
Rule 5: All decisions must be made with the aid of a Ouija board, or a Magic 8 ball.