Summary of the Meeting
The Ancient Ones gathered to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. We determined that the answer is, in fact, 42, but only on Tuesdays. On other days, it's still a mystery.
Action Items
- Send a strongly-worded letter to the fabricators demanding more cat videos
- Meet with the Cosmic Accountant to discuss our tax returns
- Develop new plan for world domination (still in progress)
Decisions
- Resolved to have pizza on Fridays
- Decreed that coffee is the source of all power
Next Steps
- Meet with the Time Travelers to schedule our next meeting
- Research new ways to bend space-time continuum