Ancient Prophets of Doom: The Prophet Who Never Learned to Use the Whiteboard Eraser

Meet the prophet who was so consumed by his own doomy prophecies that he never learned to use the whiteboard eraser. His messages scrawled across the walls of the ancient temple, leaving behind a trail of mysterious markings that would confuse even the most skilled of decipherers.

His Prophecies:

• The End of All Things Shall Come to an End... Again
• The Great Cheese Plague of 3000 BCE Shall Bring About a New Era of Suffering
• The Return of the Great Cheese Shall Bring About a New Era of Cheese-Induced Madness
• The End of Cheese Shall Bring About the Beginning of All Things

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