Prophet Who Never Learned to Use the Whiteboard Eraser

We regret to inform you that this prophecy is still pending, because, well, our prophet never bothered to learn how to use a whiteboard eraser. But hey, at least the scribbles make it look like a work of abstract art, right?

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				"And then, lo, the prophet wrote in the whiteboard: "I will not erase thee, nor shall I make the numbers go away."

				The people of the village looked on in awe, and the prophet continued to scribble, creating a masterpiece of messy chaos.

				The villagers asked, "O great prophet, why dost thou create such a messy board?"

				The prophet replied, "I am the master of the universe, and my scribbles are a testament to my greatness."