Ancient Prophetic Index

Prophetic Entry 1

Our ancient ancestors foretold the coming of the Great Pizza Delivery Guy, who shall bring forth a mountain of cheesy goodness upon our plates.

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Prophetic Entry 2

We were foretold that a time of great reckoning would come, when the price of avocados would rise to astronomical levels and the people would be forced to subsist on a diet of kale and disappointment.

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Prophetic Entry 3

The great and powerful Oracle of Google Maps hath foretold that a time of great upheaval would come, when the streets would be clogged with traffic and the people would be lost forever in a sea of GPS-induced despair.

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