MEETINGS: The Official Minutes of the Inefficacy Committee
Minutes of the meeting held on 2023-02-20
The meeting was called to order at 2:00 PM, but nobody showed up. The chairperson was seen wandering the empty hallways, muttering to themselves.
Agenda Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life
Discussion: The committee members spent 20 minutes discussing the meaning of life, and concluded that it's just a bunch of stuff. Motion to table this agenda item was moved and seconded, and it was tabled. The committee members then took a two-hour break to grab coffee.
Agenda Item 2: Discuss the meaning of "tabled"
Discussion: A heated debate broke out over whether "tabled" means to put something off or to put it on a table. The committee members spent the next three hours arguing, and finally decided that it's both. The meeting was adjourned at 6:00 PM with no resolution.
Next Meeting: To Be Determined. Maybe. Possibly. Possibly Not.