Cluckin' It: Meeting Minutes
Minutes from the meeting where we discussed the meaning of life, the importance of snacks, and the futility of human existence.
February 1, 2019: Chicken Nugget Convergence
Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 3 chickens in tiny hats.
Topic: The meaning of life.
Decided: That life is but a series of chicken nuggets, each one a fleeting moment of joy before being consumed by the void.
Action Items: None.
March 1, 2019: The Great Cheese Debate
Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 1 goat in a sweater.
Topic: The merits of cheddar vs. gouda.
Decided: Cheddar is the clear winner.
Action Items: Write a strongly-worded letter to the goat demanding it wear a different sweater.
April 1, 2019: April's Fools Meeting (get it?)
Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 1 chicken in a clown costume.
Topic: The futility of human existence.
Decided: We are all just specks of dust in the cosmic winds, doomed to be consumed by the abyss.
Action Items: None, as we are all just going through the motions.