Committee Roster for the Most Important Meeting of the Year

Meet the heroes who will decide the fate of humanity:

• John "The Great" - Chairman and CEO of Slightly-Important Industries
• Jane "The Wise" - Renowned Expert in Absolutely-Not-At-All Relevant Fields
• Bob "The Bold" - Adventurer and Explorer of Unnecessary Territories
• Carol "The Cautious" - Defender of the Status Quo and General All-around Non-Desicion-Maker
• Meeting Minion 1 - Intern and Janitor
• Meeting Minion 2 - Coffee Boy

And don't forget to attend the meeting on Wednesday of next year at 3 AM to discuss the fate of humanity.

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