MEETING ABC: Because You Clearly Need Another Thing To Worry About

Important Meeting for Important People

When: Today-ish

Where: The conference table in the break room

Why: Because we said so

Attendees:

Agenda:

  1. Item 1: The thing we're going to talk about
  2. Item 2: The thing we're going to discuss
  3. Item 3: The thing we're going to pretend to care about