MEETING NOTES

Stapler Hacks - 2022-02-08

• The meeting started with a heated discussion about the best type of stapler to use: Swingline or Swingline Pro?
• We determined that the Swingline Pro is indeed the superior choice, but only after a 3-hour debate.
• John from accounting tried to use a stapler as a paperweight and had to be escorted out by security.
• The stapler-holding contest, previously scheduled for 2 PM, was rescheduled due to unforeseen circumstances.
• A new stapler-themed break room has been proposed, but it's still in the planning stages.
• Bob from HR mentioned that stapler-gate 2018 was a "learning experience" and we should all just move on.
• Next meeting: Stapler Appreciation Day - 2022-02-22. Mark your calendars!

Also, don't forget to check out our Stapler-Gate 2018: A Retrospective for more on that fateful day.

Or visit our Stapler Jokes and Jokes for some laughs.