Meeting of the Ancient Ones - Agenda

Today's Agenda:

1. Invocation of the Ancient Ones

• Resolution 1: Reaffirming the Importance of Ancient Knowledge
• Minutes from Previous Meeting

2. Discussion of the Great Cheese Conspiracy

• Theories and Evidence
• Sampling and Testing

3. Electing the Next Ancient One

• Election Procedures
• Rules for Eligibility

Adjournment

By the power vested in me, this meeting is now adjourned. May the wisdom of the ancient ones guide us.

Next Meeting: Same Time, Same Place