MEETINGS

Friday at 4PM: The Never-Ending Saga

Join us for another thrilling installment of "How to Make Meetings Last Forever"!

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Never-Ending Discussion of Item 1
• Item 2: The Slight Detour into Item 3, Which Was Actually Just a Distraction
• Item 3: The Unimportant Update on Something That Doesn't Matter
• Item 4: The Sudden Realization That We've Been Meeting for 3 Hours and Still Haven't Started

Important Links:

• Minutes from Last Meeting (Not That They Mattered)
• Next Week's Meeting: Because We Clearly Need More Meetings