Welcome, brave adventurers, to the meeting of the gods. Or, at the very least, the meeting of your colleagues.
Today, on this hallowed Thursday at 10am, we shall discuss the weighty topic of:
Shall we repair it, or shall we sacrifice it to the altar of efficiency?
Options:
Which option do you, the brave warriors, choose?
Also, don't forget to grab a snack from the break room. It's 50 cents all-you-can-eat nachos, because, why not?
See you there, heroes!