We will discuss the meaning of life during this meeting. Please come prepared with your thoughts and opinions.
Snacks will be provided. Probably not the good kind.
Meeting notes will be posted on the fridge in the break room. Don't forget to take a picture with your phone, it's for the company's social media.
Also, don't touch the stapler. It's been there.
Ask questions, but don't expect answers. That's just not how it works.
Unless you're Steve, he's always got answers. But he's also really boring.