Privacy Policy: Because We Don't Trust You

We don't actually trust you, and we're not sure why you're here. Our lawyers told us to make this page, so here it is.

We collect your data, and we use it for nefarious purposes. If you don't like it, leave.

We have a team of highly trained professionals who are secretly plotting against you. Don't worry, it's just for fun.

By using our site, you're consenting to our terms and conditions, which we're not going to show you, because that would just be too much work.

Please note that our terms and conditions are subject to change without notice. Or maybe they're not. We're not really sure.

See our changes log.