MEETING MINUTES

SECRETARY OF STATE SESSION 1

TOPIC: WORLD DOMINATION

Present were the following dignitaries:

• His Excellency, the Secretary of State (in a top hat and monocle)
• Assistant Secretary for International Affairs, in a fedora
• Deputy Secretary, in a leather jacket

Discussion centered around world domination, with topics including:

• Global conquest
• Minuscule armies
• Subjugation of the coffee machine

Decisions made:

• Invade Poland on Tuesday
• Send a strongly-worded letter to the coffee machine manufacturers

The meeting adjourned at 3:45 PM, with the Secretary of State declaring, "World domination is not just an option, it's an imperative."

Next Meeting: Session 2 - World Domination: The Next Generation

Previous Meeting: Session 1 - World Domination: The Early Years

Related Documents:

• Meeting Minutes
• Meeting Decisions

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