Announcements for the Meeting of the Extraordinary and Mysterious Council of Leaders of the World

We will be having a meeting of the Extraordinary and Mysterious Council of Leaders of the World. Attendance is mandatory, unless you are a robot or an alien.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Sudden and Unexpected Appearance of the Coffee Machine
• Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• Item 3: The Unresolved Issue of the CEO's Hairdo

For more information on our meeting protocols, please refer to our Meeting Protocol Overview.

Also, please note that our Terms and Conditions of attending this meeting are as follows:

By attending this meeting, you agree to the following:

• You will not wear your pants.
• You will not bring your pet rock.
• You will not use your phone during the meeting.
• You will not attempt to take over the world.

Meeting Minutes will be kept for posterity.