Meeting of the Damned: Tuesday 2pm Edition

Because you asked for it, here are the subtopics for today's meeting:

Subtopic 2.1: The Plot Against Us

• Subtopic 2.1.3.4: The Secret Plan for World Domination
• Subtopic 2.1.5: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Subtopic 2.2: The Sudden Onset of Madness

• Subtopic 2.2.1: The CEO's Hairdo
• Subtopic 2.2.2: The Unfortunate Incident with the Stapler

Subtopic 2.3: The Unresolved Issues

1. Subtopic 2.3.4: The Great Paperclip Conspiracy
2. Subtopic 2.3.5: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Post-It Notes

And that's it for today's meeting, folks. Don't forget to fill out your time cards and submit your expense reports. Or don't. We won't judge.

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