Our Study Suggests...
Our research team has conducted an exhaustive study on meeting attendance, and the results are dire.
Attendees are 90% more likely to experience existential dread, and a whopping 100% more likely to be bored out of their minds.
Furthermore, our data indicates that meeting attendees are 50% more likely to develop a severe case of "Meeting Fatigue Syndrome" (MFS) upon prolonged exposure to PowerPoint presentations.
We urge you, the meeting attendees, to exercise caution and consider the long-term effects of your actions.
Read more about Meeting Fatigue Syndrome
Or, you know, just don't.