It's not just a matter of if, but when the apocalypse arrives. So, we've got you covered.
Because, let's face it, things are going to get hot, hot, HOT.
1. Dig a hole in the ground.
2. Fill the hole with water.
3. Wait for the radiation to wash away.
Because, why not?
1. Stock up on ammo.
2. Learn basic first aid.
3. Develop a solid escape plan.
We can only hope they don't have a good sense of humor.
1. Learn basic alien diplomacy.
2. Develop a strong coffee addiction.
3. Be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice.