APOLCALYPSE PREP MEETING

We are gathering here today to discuss the impending Intergalactic Coffee Co. Apocalypses. Yes, it's that time of year again.

Our backup plans for this event include:

• The Plan for the Ages (aka "Just Wing It")
• The Fleeing to a Safe Planet Plan
• The "We're Not Really Sure What's Going On" Plan

Please, do not attempt to make a pot of coffee during this meeting. It will only end in despair.

Next Steps:

Move to Bunker 7-Alpha-Bravo

Activate the Intergalactic Coffee Co. Robot Squad

See also:

• Meeting 001: "We're Not Worried About the Apocalypse"
• Meeting 002: "The Coffee Machine is Broken Again"