APOLCALYPSE BUYING GUIDE
Preparation is Key!
Buy all the canned good, folks! Stock up on:
- Non-perishable snacks (dried pasta, canned beans...)
- Water (all of it)
- Candles (for ambiance, and to signal your location from afar)
- Provisions for the apocalypse (duct tape, twine...)
Don't forget:
- Survivalist insurance (you never know when the end will come)
- Map of the post-apocalyptic wasteland (just in case you get lost)
- First aid kit (for those pesky minor injuries)
But wait, there's more!
Also, consider purchasing:
- A portable toilet (because nature will be calling, but not in a friendly way)
- Gas mask (for those pesky particulate matters)
- Refrigerated container (for those hard-to-store perishables)