Panic Buying Guide: Apocalypse Date Set
It's official, folks! The apocalypse is near. But don't worry, we've got this.
Emergency Essentials:
- 1. Food that won't make you cry yourself to sleep
- 2. Water bottles that will haunt your dreams
- 3. Toilet paper that will make you question humanity
- 4. Ammunition that will make you wonder what you were thinking
- 5. Sunscreen that will protect you from the impending doom
Buy these, and you'll be set for a lifetime!