Step 1: Hoard all the:
- Beach balls
- Cat food
- Roller skates
- Tap shoes
Step 2: Buy all the:
- Canned tuna
- Dried pasta
- Protein bars
- Waterproof matches
Step 3: Build a shelter out of:
- Cardboard boxes
- Twigs
- Glitter
- Used tissues
Step 4: Practice your:
- Camping skills
- Doomsday poetry
- Survivalist yoga
- Post-apocalyptic karaoke