Apocalypse Date Set: Survival Tips for the Coming Doom
Tip 1: Stock up on Cans of Tuna
It's not the end of the world as we know it... yet. But let's be real, it's probably gonna get pretty close. In that case, you're going to need some serious sustenance. Cans of tuna are your friend. They're compact, they're durable, and they're basically just a vehicle for getting your daily dose of mercury poisoning.
Tip 2: Learn Basic First Aid (for your fellow humans)
When the zombies come, you'll want to be prepared. Learn basic first aid, and you'll be the one they all turn to when they're stuck with a nasty case of radiation burns.
Tip 3: Find a Safe Place to Wait It Out
You can't outrun a nuclear blast, but you can outrun a nuclear blast's aftermath. Find a safe place to hole up, like an abandoned bunker or a well-stocked fallout shelter. Just don't forget the snacks.
Tip 4: Develop a Plan B (and C, D, E...)
When the world ends, your carefully laid plans are gonna go up in smoke. Literally. Be prepared to pivot, and have a backup plan... and a backup plan for your backup plan.