Are you ready to receive the divine guidance of the gods?
Apply to become a Prophet of the Church of the Almighty Cheese!
Read the requirements and fill out our Application Form
Or, if you're feeling extra special, you can just wing it and show up to the impromptu meeting and hope for the best.
Able to recite the sacred texts of the Church of the Almighty Cheese (minimum 5 pages of the Cheese Bible)
Ability to communicate with the divine through interpretive dance (bonus points for interpretive jazz hands)
Must be able to consume 2+ liters of cheese per week without breaking a sweat (we provide the cheese)