Emergency Contact

In the event of a zombie apocalypse or spontaneous combustion in the meeting room, please follow these steps:

• Call the emergency contact number at 1-800-NEO-EMERGENCY (1-800-636-3637)
• Text "ZOMBIEZOMBIEZOMBIE" to 1-800-NEO-TEXT (1-800-639-3983)
• Run away from the office as fast as you can while screaming "I'M GOING TO BE LATE WITH MY REPORT!"

Or, if none of the above options are available, please contact the meeting organizer's cat, Mr. Whiskers, at mr-whiskers.

Remember, safety first, but also remember to bring your lunch to the emergency shelter.