Exception #4: The Meeting That Never Ends

Also known as "The Sisyphean Meeting," this exception is granted to those who have attended a meeting that has been in session for 24 hours or more. This is not a joke.

Eligibility:

• A minimum of 12 consecutive hours of continuous attendance.
• A meeting that has not produced any tangible results, despite the best efforts of all involved.
• A unanimous agreement that the meeting is "just getting started."

Benefits:

• Exemptions from future meeting invites for a period of one week.
• A complimentary "I survived the Sisyphean Meeting" t-shirt.
• A personalized "I'm not a meeting person" business card.

Apply for Exception #4 by filling out the application form.

Disclaimer: This exception is subject to change without notice. Meeting organizers reserve the right to revoke privileges at any time.

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