It's come to our attention that while you were supposed to be learning how to play the harmonica, you were actually just staring at a wall and wondering if you'd ever find the perfect reed.
We understand that this is not exactly a valid reason for missing a meeting, but we'll let it slide this one time. However, please note that our company is a place of productivity, and excessive wall-gazing will not be tolerated in the future.
We're willing to let this slide, but you need to sign this form to acknowledge that you've been warned:
Note: Please do not actually play the harmonica in the office. That's just not how we roll here.